the-yolocaust:

why do all old ladies have short hair

disney-pixars:

When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade. 

wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

nyanchos:

trying to talk to someone you like

sabeeyotchxx:

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

My life though

(Source: loganlermen)

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: illegalkeaton)

internetexplorers:

constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble

I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a loser but man, if you turn off the lights I’m pretty attractive.

mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING